I watch The Hills and The City and no, I don’t care if you think less of me for it. I went to fashion school so get over it. Anyway, PR Queen Kelly Cutrone is the highlight of The City because she says things that I would say if I was a massive bitch. Last night she out did herself with the quote above. So true, so Kelly.

Here’s another little gem from last season…

“You may wanna kiss her on the cheek, but put a gun to her back to make sure she stands up straight.”